One minute of silence

Okay so I have not been posting for so goddamn long, and I know some of you are already freaking bored so actually I decided to close this blog for good in one weeks time...Sorry to those readers out there anticipating new posts...Cause you will not be reading any more from this blog...let us observe one minute of silence for the ending of a very, very short lived and annoying and memory wasting friend...and so adieu...

Reflections

So much shit I did wrong, most of it I cannot correct anymore, I do not understand but it really is at night when I actually begin to think about all the things I have or have not done which I, only now the regret... Funny thi is, I actually use it to distract myself from the fact that everyone around me might as well be dead and that I can barely see anything in the dark (Yes people, I admit that I, Muhammad Zahid, do fear the dark) which then progresses to me making converstion with myself, followed by inter-self arguments, and then freaking myself out even more by wondering if I am actually alright up there where it counts... This normally results in lack of sleep which makes me doze off in class...maybe dozing is not the right word, more like having the remainder of my beauty sleep (as if it even affects my beauty in any way...I do not think I'm even supposed to be beautiful...) but amazingly, without many teachers notcing despite my seat being right up at the front...makes me feel invisible... Well, I'm getting bored so enough blogging...time to watch anime... (I'm watching "Hayate no Gotoku"...and Achmad, not all anime or manga is hent** so please F*** OFF!)

Overdue post... Long overdue...

So first, I want to apologize to those buggers who wanted something to gossip about at school, but I have forewarned that I cannot do regular posts... Been too busy with Hari Raya preparations... Anyways, lke any money grubbing, scheming, eligible reciever of Hari Raya money, I have a target and a plan. After negotiation with my mother, she finally legalizes usage of the money we get for our own (referring to me and my siblings) purposes, so joy to the world! And so, my plan is...
to buy a PSP slim!
first day, and I only have $11...wish me luck...
I need to raise a total of at least $300... So to donate:
$10 the number is 1800-510-4555,
$50 the number is 1800-550-4555...
All proceeds will go to the Zahid PSP fund, thank you for donating
Just kidding...whatever you do, DO NOT CALL THIS NUMBER, I DO NOT KNOW WHO WILL REPLY IF YOU DO.
Jokes aside, all ex-01 malay people, if you want to go jalan raya, please do plan out and MSN Achmad to inform... I am not free on the 22nd by the way... thanks, the announcement is now over

Damn early post...

As the title suggests, yes, I'm up early... damn early... The thing is, I want to recall what happened last night after tarawih prayers... You see, my father has this extremely irritating habit ofacting all reigious and stuff... If its prayr time, then must pray together if not e gets angry and ask why I'm trying to avoid praying with him... GET A HINT, YOU PRAY SO DAMN SLOW I END UP SLEEPING HALFWAY! Would you rather have quantity or quality? I seriously think god would choose qualiy right? Anyways, me and my bro were trying to keep each other awake by making, no, whispering, stupid jokes(I'll list them down later, feel free to add on at the tagboard) then suddenly my father turns around and shouts, "You two are like animals you know that? See lah, now I degrade you to animals already, you realise how rough those words I just said are?" Deep in my head, I started to ponder, you see I did recall a time when he called me a piece of bloody $#!+ for doing the exact same thing and thought,"Isn't that more like a promotion? Since when was shit better than animals? Hmm..." I can't believe someone can get that pissed over something so trivial... Don't tell me you never did that in your youth before...
So on a lighter note, the jokes we made...(All of them begin with, you are so...)
The fat series(top three)
1)You're so fat, when you made your underwear, cotton plants became extinct
2)You're so fat, when you went to donate blood, you got a liposuction instead
3)You're so fat, you're worth more than the oil fields in the middle east
Hairy series:
1)You're so hairy, the expeition team still haven't come out yet
2)You're so hairy, the prince rescued you, not Rapunzel
3)You're so hairy, you sweat at the arctic...
So thats all, feel free to add more on my tagboard....

Random blog name

I know some of you might be wondering why my blog name and title is so random, so I'm going to clarify that today.
First the blog name.
You see, some friends of mine of whom I will not mention their names, ave me the nickname, eskimo. I think by now, most of you will be wondering, why eskimo? I mean, Singapore is hot and humid and igloos are practically impossible in this weather, Well, it was kind of my idea to ask what physical imperfections they had and since they were reluctant, I decided to start off with mine. You see, its kind of hard to decide what imperfection to show cause I have a hell lot...
1)My slanted shoulders
2)My long neck(and I really mean LONG)
3)My freaky black toenail
and 4)My extremely HAIRY knees
Guess what I picked? If you guessed 4 then you're absolutely right! So their reaction? There was a slight lag as I waited for the effect to kick in. Suddenly one of them realised what I was trying to show...then..."Whoa SIAL AH!" and then he said my grandmother was an eskimo for no reason at all and my other friend called me an eskimo freak...So thats the story... Maybe I will tell you about how it relates to my blog title next time...
Ciao my fellow eskimos out there...

Kinda bored...

Exams and studying go together soooo harmoniously...if only it went harmoniously with my personality...ARRGH!!! I wanna slack!!! Gawd...miss so many things in this mundane period... With my mother saying that I must study for my own good... never even let me rest...missing my DS lite badly...I get withdrawal symptoms every night...my fingers flick as if Im playing Elite Beat Agents..DAMN LATE POST!!! Night PPL...